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20 Petty People Who Are Hilaiously Bitter.

Lena C
Writer

It's been a long time since the previous Winter Petty Olympics, so we're prepared and ready to go. We're here to praise the most unpleasant competitors the world had seen. Every one of these individuals have been preparing their entire lives for an opportunity to give their bitterness a chance to shine, so why not?

Enjoy!

1. Telling you to F-off is out, now you just do this.

1. Telling you to F-off is out, now you just do this.

Varun's way is much more crafty. First, he wrote the rude message as the name of the group, then he added her and left the group. Now she is left with a Whatsapp group she admins under a curse meant for her. This is genius. 

2. The cup of fat that will make sure no one will be your friend ever again.

2. The cup of fat that will make sure no one will be your friend ever again.

If this is not a party meant for stoners, who have a serious case of the munchies, most likely the guy who might attempt to drink this fat filled cup that looks like refreshing beer will be very pissed off. 

3. The last thing you wish to see in a fortune cookie.

3. The last thing you wish to see in a fortune cookie.

At least they did not lie, but when you open up a fortune cookie this is most definitely  

4. She wasn't specific enough.

4.  She wasn't specific enough.

She wanted him to grab something to eat from the bar, and technically, peanuts can be counted as food. She is still pissed though. 

5. So millennial babies are supposed to be smarter, but the fact is, they eat Tide Pods

5. So millennial babies are supposed to be smarter, but the fact is, they eat Tide Pods

You could have done so many other things? Why eat something that will kill you?

6. How can you be so lazy?

6. How can you be so lazy?

How can anyone look at this shoved brick and think: "well... my job here is done."

7. Who will win?

7. Who will win?

When school is out for all-out war. 

8. The Once a Month Mix

8. The Once a Month Mix

This is a mix she should listen to during her period, so it makes sense he wrote this title. 

9. "I found where you were born"

9.

Do not start what you cannot finish, especially if your mom is a badass. 

10. I will hurt you where it matters!

10. I will hurt you where it matters!

So this guy decided to hurt a daycare dad by teaching his kid how to ride a bike? Man, that is cruel. What's next? Wait for his next kid to be born and hear him say "dada" the first time?

11. When she is so pissed off, she actually eats you.

11. When she is so pissed off, she actually eats you.

I will not be surprised if most girls would think this shark had it coming. 

12. Clearly, he is not into art.

12. Clearly, he is not into art.

You cannot force a petty man to become a painted just because you want him to. At least he came up with this. 

13. Some people take it very hard when you shame those attempting to play music.

13. Some people take it very hard when you shame those attempting to play music.

So what if he is a bear. The effort was there, so why judge him for playing a piece that is not as good as Mozart? 

14. This kid is going places. "Gifts not included."

14. This kid is going places.

Out of all the ironic gifts you could bring someone, an empty bag with only batteries in it is pure genius! Welcome to opposite day. 

15. This baby wants to hug her favorite thing in the world when she is sleeping.

15. This baby wants to hug her favorite thing in the world when she is sleeping.

It could have been a teddy, it could have been a stuffed animal, but nooo...She wants to sleep with a jar of peanuts. 

16. Cats are the kings of petty.

16. Cats are the kings of petty.

So you want your cat to avoid doing something? You better forget it because they will always find a way to break all the rules. 
This guy will have his pants wet no matter what. 

17. Sending knee pic

17. Sending knee pic

wIt could be awkward if he would prefer this pic over real ones.  

18. When you two did not resolve the last argument.

18.  When you two did not resolve the last argument.

This is not a sandwich that was made with love, this is one that is meant for him to not be hungry. 
I hope this is a fight between husband and wife and not one between mother and child. 

19. You had one Job - Take the mail and give it to the owner.

19. You had one Job - Take the mail and give it to the owner.

How is this guy even supposed to take that box from out there? 

20. Don't mess with your sister, she will make you a father.

20. Don't mess with your sister, she will make you a father.

This is beyond evil. She is actually becoming an aunt by doing so. 
Do you know someone who is able to poke holes in condoms? I hope not.